100 Technicolor Bottles

hmm... All hallow's eve...

Hope u guys had a good time at Zk. Aldrin was it?
Tomorro ONE! with aldrin... Darn, y fasting mth gotta start so early...

Slamat berpuasa to all my ppl! ;)

Oli still can't find da Rangoon Rd rock gym... when we find den we jio Duzt dey all go har?

(Rattling chains) *Chink* *ChiNk

WTF?!

AaaAAaRgH!


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Happy halloween! =)

so u think you're scary enough as yourself? well perhaps u should VOTE FIRST!!! ------->

well if u got nothing to wear then i suggest we get creative with our OLD clothes. still got time to mash something up!!!

Happy Halloween!!

Smoking Weed
Supports Terrorism 



   What the fuck is up with President Dubbyah and his fucked up "smoking weed is supporting terrorism" ads?  Did even one of these fuckstains read a high school history book?   Have they never fucking heard of Prohibition?  Did they miss that part where Prohibition managed to do nothing except create Al Capone and a vast organized crime empire in our country?

     And what happened when they repealed Prohibition?  Did the country sink into a dismal abyss of alcoholism?  Hell no.  We prospered, and the criminals were forced to focus their energy on selling drugs instead of booze.  Look, you conservative, brain dead, bible thumping, "Just Say No" asswipes:

1.  Approximately ten percent of people are chemically dependent.
2.  People who are chemically dependent will get high on whatever the hell will make them high.  If they prefer crack, but their ain't none around, they'll drink beer for four days straight and wake up in a different state going "where's my truck?"  
3.  Come the fuck on, Cigarettes are as addictive as Heroin, but weed is illegal?  What the fuck is that?  
4.  If weed was legal, maybe Earl-Ray wouldn't be beating Thelma-Lou's ass in the parking lot every night behind the "Shithole Honkeytonk and Grill".  Their stoned asses would be at the all night grocery store staring at the cookies and chips trying to satiate the Munchies Demon.
5.  Weed is NOT the fucking gateway drug.    Alcohol is, dummy. 
6.  I've seen people get ninety years for dealing coke, and seven years for murder.  Is that what these fucks consider to be "Justice"?  Well if that's justice, I "just say no" to stupid shit like that.
7.  Finally, burning GASOLINE supports terrorism, you microcephalic, barnyard rapists.  I don't see the Dubbyah regime putting "gas cars are evil, electric cars are good" adds on TV.

     Have any of these spittle-lipped fuckflows stopped to consider that the drug policy of the United States is what CREATED the Cali fucking Cartel?  Does it not occur to them that drugs being illegal is exactly what gave the Columbian criminals the wealth and power to subvert democracy in Columbia and terrorize a whole country?  

     But then what should we expect from what is quite possibly the dumbest fucking president we've ever elected to office?  "Dubbyah no like terrorists.  Terrorists bad, bad, evil, bad.  Dubbyah smite bad terrorists.  Then God happy with Dubbyah.  Dubbyah forgiven for snorting all that evil, bad coke."  Jesus H. fucking Christ on a pogo stick.

oops heheh i wouldn't blame anyone for avoiding me now really....
it's been so long since i posted or read anything here...
life is normal once again... as normal as it gets i suppose

You're Breakout.
Crazy and unstable, eek, don't forget your
medication!


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Click on Find a DJ and search under Singapore.

this dude looks familiar....

$10,000 Reward if u can tell me what the fuck this thing is???

for those of you that have a thirst for lengthy articles point your clicker to Metaphilm

shack sial. i wanna quit clubbing.

24-hrs party anyone? Bring on the Red-Bull!!!

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Sounds On Sunday
LTJ Bukem - Aztec Girl

New Moves!!

mIRC32 - [#IDM [ nstl 1337]: WHOEVER I LENT MY NORD MODULAR TO /MSG ME ASAP]

HEllo WoRLd!~

Long overdue sounds on Sunday

title:Postcard
artist:remote

oh yeah and never, neverland rAwKS too!

Letter from The Management

DRESS CODE:

It is advised that you should come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada sneakers & carrying a Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise.

If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.


SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.


SURGERY:

Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.


PERSONAL DAYS:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.


VACATION DAYS:

All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, & Dec. 25


BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done.


ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH:

This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.


RESTROOM USE:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20to 8:40and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies, employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open
and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.


LUNCH BREAK:

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.

The Management

How to do The Asian Squat

all worth it just for Seven Cities......... =)

Chris Fortier might have been good but Jeremy Boon was better! *Muahahhaa*
Velvet could have been better if Brendon was playing but then it still was rocking.
Too bad you all go to loser Centro. Centro sucks! :P
Velvet ROCKS! Zouk ROCKS!
Traitors! *rofl*

I'm very happy today... so all music was good... :)
Love love

yes fortier good

Hi guys.
I don't mean to abuse the blog like this but can anyone here lend me
a DV camera or maybe even tell me where I can rent one for a day worth of filming.
I'm desperate cause my DV got trashed and I got filming scheduled this Sunday.
This is for a school project that carries serious weightage.

Any input would be grateful.
Cheers

Steak and Blowjob Day

Every 14th February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret: guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

20th March is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory - this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all - just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try that much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Click Here

:: View topic - the internet is shit.

for those who bother to read, click above for lengthy article and bitching by local junglists. for those not interested in reading, see below....

ok ok i got one.
there was this indian guy who....ah....erm

nevermind.

p.s Sorry Dan : P

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing ball?

A: Juan on Juan


hahahaha!!